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A FEW WARNINGS

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In Triflora, not everything is the way it looks . And some things look pretty strange.  Poppy is getting together a list of DANGEROUS Beings.  Carry it with you when you go a-wandering. You can look it up on your mobile or your Kindle. The List will tell you how dangerous the being is and how to handle it best. If you meet a Dangerous Being who is NOT on the list, Poppy asks you to put a comment down below this post telling her all about it.  Here are just some of the Dangerous Beings.

THE DANGER SCALE

0/10 NOT DANGEROUS AT ALL
1/10 A LITTLE TINY BIT DANGEROUS
2/10 A LITTLE BIT DANGEROUS
3/10 A BIT DANGEROUS
4/10 A BIT MORE DANGEROUS
5/10 RATHER DANGEROUS
6/10 PRETTY DANGEROUS
7/10 TRULY DANGEROUS
8/10 VERY DANGEROUS
9/10 EXTREMELY DANGEROUS
10/10 DEADLY DANGEROUS

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SOME DANGEROUS BEINGS.

0/10 1/10
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Billy Griffin looks terrifying. He lives in a cave and  has no friends. He waves a huge rock at anyone who comes close. He looks dangerous but he is not. He is just embarrassed at his odd appearance.

Kindness works best with Billy but do not go too close in case he slips with that rock in his hand.  Just say “ Billy, you look very nice today. “ and he will not hurt you at all.

The Barber down Hairy Street looks like a nice man. Very smart Beings have come to him for haircuts. The Barber is  a little tiny bit dangerous.

He WILL NOT stop cutting y0ur hair when you tell him to. He doesn’t cut you or make you bleed but he does make you look like a twit when he cuts your hair.

If I were you, I would get my hair cut someplace else.

2/10 3/10
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THE RED CAP PISKIES are a little bit dangerous. They have bad tempers and they don’t like many people. They kick and punch and yell rude words. They are a little bit dangerous.

The way to handle the Red Cap Piskies is to ignore them and keep moving. You might feel a pinch and a punch but they are really very small and not very strong. Just keep moving along. DO NOT TRY TO TALK TO THEM.

The Shadow Impchkins are a BIT DANGEROUS.

They live underground in the Impchkins Forest and could be quite dangerous but their Lady Emmaline keeps a close watch on them. They are a bit dangerous because they don’t like people coming into the Impchkins’ Forest and because they are very clever and know how to make traps. They know how to vanish underground as well.

4/10 5/10
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These three are a bit more dangerous .  They have even been known to kill one of Rose’s Dragons for no reason at all.  They are a bit more dangerous because there are three of them. One is strong. One is beautiful. One is very clever.  Take care if you meet any of them while you are wandering round Triflora.

The way to handle them is to ring P.O.P.P.Y. IMMEDIATELY! Do not let them know you have recognised them. If things get nasty, pull out your Kazoo and play it as loud as you can. None of them can stand the Kazoo!

The Wind God of the South is RATHER DANGEROUS. He is powerful and he comes from the Ice Worlds.  Sometimes, he simply forgets what he is doing and blows a little harder than usual. That can be quite dangerous but he really is RATHER DANGEROUS when he gets worked up and angry. He likes to bring Hail and rain along with him as well as Lightning and Thunder. Rather Dangerous indeed.

If you feel the Wind God of the South starting up, you need to get into shelter as soon as possible.

6/10 7/10
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The Beings who live in the WHITE CASTLE are pretty dangerous. They only wear white. Their skin is white and their hair is white and even their blood is white. They have strange white eyes with white eyelashes and eyebrows and are really not well-balanced at all.

They are Pretty Dangerous. The Castle looks safe. It looks like a good place to go but it is  not.  It is pretty dangerous. White can be like that.

Just don’t go there. If yo0u see a shining white castle, keep on riding. Do not turn and make your way up to it.  Say to yourself;  “ Not everything White is Good!”

The Nightmare Fairies are TRULY DANGEROUS. They come  during the night and hold hands and dance and bring the worst Dreams. The Nightmares they bring are not TRUE at all but the Nightmare Fairies make them seem real and people wake up frightened and sick and sometimes they never get back to normal again.

The Spiders will weave you a silken dreamcatching web if y0u ask them and not one Nightmare Fairy will be able to come into your Sleeping. If ever a Nightmare fairy does slip into yo0ur sleep – remember this – they are LIARS. Everything is OKAY. Do not believe them for one moment!

8/10 9/10
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The Horse Thief is VERY DANGEROUS. We do not even know what he looks like. He has captured some wonderful horses and vanished with them. He has ropes of golden chain and some kind of very dangerous magic. We cannot tell you much about him at all and we cannot tell you how to handle him. In fact, it c0uld be a she or an it and there could be more than one. He leaves behind anyone he doesn’t want. He leaves them wrapped in gold foil and he shrinks them to a tiny size like the charms on a charm bracelet. VERY DANGEROUS INDEED. 

The Ice Maiden is EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. We cannot tell you much about her either. Poppy thinks that one day, she and the Ice Maiden will have to sort this out between them. Poppy has been thinking about ways to defeat the Ice Maiden  but she doesn’t know enough ab0ut her yet. She might need Mickey or the Art of Wall to help her.In the meantime, keep your eyes open and stay out of Icy Places.

She is EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.

10/10 IS DEADLY DANGEROUS.

THAT ONE OF COURSE IS “TROUBLE.”

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